There once was a seven legged spider called sebastian.
he had lost his eighth leg whilst sun bathing in the bahamas
he went to the resort's lost and found but they only had a thousand pounds which sebastian had also apparently 'lost'
while he was walking along the beach, counting his money, a giant jelly fish with elephant ears reverse belly flopped out of the sea

he warned sebastian that his missing leg was trapped in the depths of the irish forest. The jelly fish with elephant ears asked sebastian where he could get loo roll with a story on it
Lucky for the jelly fish with elephant ears sebastian made such a wonderful thing for a living


sebastian then shuffled to the airport and bought a ticket to ireland with his thousand pounds and a green sweater as he thought that'd help him fit in

whilst asleep on the plane sebastian dreamed of lepracauns with pots of gold and 4 leaf clovers

all of a sudden sebastian was shooken awake. the plane was jolting violently as if it was a mere toy subject to the hatred of the elements outside. sebastian feared for his life and for the krispy kreme doughnut he had saved in his handluggage for later

blurred shapes of green slowly came into focus and sebastian found himself on the forrest floor. he had arrived at his destination. he wondered what fate would have instore for him and his missing leg next

END OF PART 1